IM MARRIED TO A PRINCESS, A BABE MAGNET AND A BAEGHUM. 

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

image

This made me realize how truly awesome Dewey was. 

(Source: ds08tf)

tbh-awkward:


license2tumbl:

penq-uin:

reginasmom:

i could not consciously go to bed tonight without reblogging this

w t f

oh my gah

my blog is official now

tbh-awkward:

license2tumbl:

penq-uin:

reginasmom:

i could not consciously go to bed tonight without reblogging this

w t f

oh my gah

my blog is official now

(Source: barfzuckerburg)

(Source: leftcoastjunkies)

relahvant:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

hillary clinton

relahvant:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

hillary clinton

(Source: nearlyvintage)

seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

aonootaku:

leia-reon:

i-am-a-mushroom:

tiredwinchesters:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S

T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R

(Source: maryberrybitchface)

firemen:

elfgod:

My nose is running

then u better go catch it

image

(Source: 5pointpalmexplodingheartechnique)

mazeltoph:

how can we believe the dates written on historical documents when the other day i wrote january 2010 on one of my papers

stophatingyourbody:

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."

(Source: ericscissorhands)

(Source: bricesander)

felicity-is-his-happy-story:

JMo + favorite braid hairstyles ( she does all her braids herself ! )

lordmoldywart:

I’LL REBLOG THIS TILL I DIE

lordmoldywart:

I’LL REBLOG THIS TILL I DIE

(Source: sarahseeandersen)