time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. 

(Source: yayitscaroline)

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

(Source: ocheano)

hate:

you

stability:

"stop thinking about it" wow thank u I am cured u should write a book

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

oprahsmom:

reblog if you want a thigh gap like this 

oprahsmom:

reblog if you want a thigh gap like this 

(Source: simsgonewrong)

legalmexican:

ya I hate it when this happens

legalmexican:

ya I hate it when this happens

(Source: hopunk)

Gif Meme - sansalayned asked: GoT Ladies + Hair Porn

(Source: alayneestone)

aint-no-sunshine-when-deans-gone:

me: i’m gonna live my life to the fullest!
me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row

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(Source: youmetardisnow)

tandembicycleschyeah:

severingsnapes:

sammys-luscious-locks:

inhalers:

being addicted to american tv shows is so annoying because you guys have so many stupid fucking holidays for everything that every other week im disappointed when I go to see if the next ep is up yet and its like nOPE it’s fucking ‘armadillo day’ or something in the states ffs

That’s funny cause in Texas armadillo day is a real thing

arE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

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thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

(Source: katara)

lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

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